Four-year-old Minion: "Mommy, who can I invite to my birthday party?"
Me: "Well, who do you want to invite to your birthday party?"
Ticking them off on his fingers: "Ashton and Bryce and Theo and Mitchell and Boy Riley and ... Girl Riley, too. She freaks me out."
Me, with the classic double-take: "Wait. She does what?"
Minion, matter-of-factly: "She freaks me out. That's what girls do. They freak boys out."
My kid. The Genius.