Four-year-old Minion: "Mommy, who can I invite to my birthday party?"
Me: "Well, who do you want to invite to your birthday party?"
Ticking them off on his fingers: "Ashton and Bryce and Theo and Mitchell and Boy Riley and ... Girl Riley, too. She freaks me out."
Me, with the classic double-take: "Wait. She does what?"
Minion, matter-of-factly: "She freaks me out. That's what girls do. They freak boys out."
My kid. The Genius.
Hilarious. Wonder what he'll say when he's much older - like, uh, six?
ReplyDeleteYEO: I'm afraid to think of it! :)
ReplyDeleteFlawless logic.
ReplyDeleteHell, I'm 35 and girls still freak me out.
ReplyDeleteI love that there is a girl Riley and a boy Riley.
ReplyDeleteThe logic is classic too.
Total genius. Love it!
ReplyDeletelol... that was very very funny! I wonder who I freaked out or who I FREAK out???
ReplyDeleteHMMMMM...
Six year old girl a few weeks ago: "Is Ryan coming too?"
ReplyDelete"Yep"
"And Jake?"
"Yeah."
"Okay, I'll play with Jake, but not Ryan. Ryan makes me nervous..."
Pretty early to figure that out, huh?
ReplyDeleteBrilliant!
ReplyDeletehe has no clue how true that is!!!
ReplyDeleteHe will forget it for a while then remember it again later in life!
Your kid rocks! My boy counted out a handful of pennies today and excitedly blurted "Mommy mommy! Ninety dollars! I has rich!" lol
ReplyDeleteYep, that's my experience.
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