I am not the kind of person to break rules without a good reason.
I tend to be pretty black-and-white about right and wrong. With the possible exception of occasional speeding (shut up, Jarrod), I'm that boring person who doesn't even think about breaking the rules - even when no one is looking.
Yeah, I'm boring like that.
But even *I* think this is pretty funny:
Maybe it is because I'm also the kind of person to have a Zombie Attack Survival Plan.