Kid Logic: Conversations with my Kids

Borrowing a page from my pal DaddyGeekBoy today to document some of the funny and/or interesting "Wit and Wisdom" moments of my kids. If you follow me on Twitter or Facebook, you may have seen some of these pearls, already.

I swear both of my boys say the most hilarious (to me, at least) things almost every day. At the time, they crack me up. And I think to myself, "I have to tell their dad (or grandparents) about that, later." But I usually forget. And then I wish I'd written them down. 

Do you ever do that? 

So, I'm using the power of social media to preserve a few of these gems for posterity. And by "posterity", I mostly mean to torture them with when they are older.

Please to enjoy ...

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Bam-Bam, picking up my umbrella: "Does it shoots? Like da Ping-wen?"
Me: "Nope, sorry."
Bam-Bam: "Aww, man. Dat wud be bedder."

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The week before The Super Bowl:

Me: "We'll go to the library Sunday."

The Professor: "Mommy, Sunday is a Holiday!"

Me: Huh???

The Professor: "It's Feasting and Football Day!"

Husband: *Sheepish Grin*

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The Professor: "I learned to French kiss today!"
Me: o_0
The Professor: *plants air-kisses on each side of my face*
Me: "Oh!!! That's GREAT, Sweetie!"
*ohthankyousweetbabyjeebus*

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On the way home from the Sitter's, driving by plant nursery:

Bam-Bam: "Plants! Plants turn into pizza!"

Me: "Watched Wall-E today, didja?"

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Bam-Bam, getting out of tub, genuinely freaked out:
"Aaaaaahhhhh! Mommy, my hands are OLD!!"

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The Professor: "Mom, Bam-Bam is adopted."

Me: "Um, no, he's not. What makes you think that?"

The Professor: He doesn't look anything like me! Except for our skin."

Me: "Honey, what do you think 'adopted' means?"

The Professor: It means 'different'.

Me: "No. That's not what it means. C'mere and let's talk about where some babies come from ..."

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At the dinner table:
The Professor to Bam-Bam, the finicky-eater (In a bad British accent.):
"You can't have any pudding if you don't eat yer meat."

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Bam-Bam: I have 5 arms and swim backwards! What am I?

Me: Um, a squid?

Bam-Bam: A michelinoceras!

(Yeah. I had to look it up, too. Thank you, DinosaurTrain.)

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6yo: Know who I love best? You, Mommy ... And Gaga (Grandma) ...
Me: Awww.
6yo: Oh, and the Yo-Yo guy! (who performed at his school last week.) He's awesome!
Me: Ah.

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What funny things have the kids in your life spouted off lately?

Zen