This week, I Googled* ...
- iwb holsters
- Miwok mythology
- heather tea
- vampire group
(While we're on the subject, what would you call a group of vampires? You know: Pride of lions, herd of buffalo, murder of crows, pack of werewolves, coven of witches, ________ of vampires?)
On the flip-side of my Google-related entertainment this week, someone from Colorado landed on my blog with the search term "jean gray's ass".
Um, okay. That's a new one.
Even more disturbing, though, were the guys (and you know they were guys) from Asia and Northern California who were looking for, respectively, "my mom ass pictures"** and "moms take it in the ass".***
Whiskey Tango Foxtrot?
I am SO not Googling to check, but I can't imagine how my innocent lil' ol' blog could have landed among the top searches for, I assume, MILF**** p-o-r-n?!
I can't help but think that they must have been terribly disappointed when my page loaded, no?
* Shut up! It's totally a verb, now. Ask Webster's.
** It's the pronoun that creeps me out most, I think.
*** Note to self: Don't use the word "ass" in my blog anymore ... Oh. Oops.
**** Oh man, I'm going to regret using that term later, aren't I?